Dec 20, 2008
Non -Veg Jokes
Aik train main daku ghuss aaye or pporee train ko loot lya,
Beti:daddy main nay apne ring save kar le or usay apne pussy main dal
dya,
Daddy: Good .. Agar ye idea apni ammi ko bata datein to humara
SuitCase bhi bach jata......
Boy to Girl: sex kartay hoay zyada maza larki ko aata hai ya
larkay koe?
Girl: agar tum apnay kaan(ear) main ungle(fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee koe....
Girl: I m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nipple
id tuner,..
Boy turns both but there is no sound.
Girl Said, Stupid neechay Cell(batery) tera baap dalay ga.
Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?
Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth &
open the Vertical one...!
Once a boy came late to class.. Teacher said to him: tumhien
periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ?
Boy Said: jee.. bohott ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye
thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha
or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)
Larka Larki say: tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Larki: nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy: acha... to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..
A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..
Girl: main aap ke naqal mar loon?
Sardar: Aahooo.. tu mere naqal mar lay phir main tere Asal maroon ga ...
